Now, dont get me wrong. Im here to learn. But Stat 101 at 9 AM? Youve got to be kidding me. I rolled out of bed, head pounding, thinking of all the ways I was going to kill my Advisor. Once I got there, I grabbed a seat in the back, looked up, and there she was. Who is that? Was this Statistics or a Maxim Casting Call? She was perfect. And when the professor introduced the goddess as his TA, I couldnt believe my luck. I get to look at that all semester? Looks like Ill be showing up on time. And staying after class for extra help. I might even change my major to accounting…

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