I'm proud to report that monkeys in India have begun their scheduled revolt against humans.

In an article entitled, "Thieving monkeys out of control in northeast India", a legislator was quoted as saying, "Monkeys are wreaking havoc in my constituency by taking away mobile phones, toothpastes, sipping coke after opening the refrigerators," Hiren Das told Assam state's assembly. See the full article.

Way to go, fellow-monkeys. We'll be bringing up the anchor.

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