Here at Crooked Monkey Funny T-shirts we're doing what we can to prolong summer, but we're going to need your help. The office right now is fully supporting global warming--every morning we practice our doughnutting around the parking lot, take unnecessary trips to bordering states for hard to get items like toothpaste and non-recycled paper, and blast the AC. These are just some of the steps we are taking to make sure it stays hot year-round. What are you doing to make sure our kids and our kids' kids enjoy long hot winters?

Steps you can take to make sure our tans stay a little longer:
1)Wear shorts into the winter.
2)Buy a Crooked Monkey funny t-shirt and wear it as long as socially acceptable.
3)Go get a hummer from your friend down the street who bought it last year thinking it was cool to burn gas. Offer him 1/10 what he paid.