I think we're going to have a whole series: Why I love ____. We're going to start off with one of the greatest inventions of the 21st Century: The gushing fruit snack. Don't ask me how it's possible, we're still trying to figure it out here at Crooked Monkey Funny t-shirts. But somehow, as soon as you bite into the fruit snack, a burst of flavor leaps into your mouth, causing a euphoric sensation of pure joy.

Why fruit gushers are better than funny t-shirts: Funny T-shirts, although very useful at bars and in most all situations, just can't satisfy your hunger or give you your daily recommended nutrients like a wholesome pack of Fruit gushers.


Common misconceptions:
1)"The sour ones are better": Whether or not you believe that the sour gushers are better than the original fruit gushers should not stop you from enjoying the classic Fruit Gusher.
2)"I'm not 13 anymore." Since when did amazing foods have age restraints? If it tasted good when you were 13, I can assure you it tastes even better when you're 23.
3)"In the exploratory phase, when they were figuring out how to install an edible fruit dispenser inside the tiny snack, scores of babies were killed." This rumor has been around since the beginning of Fruit Gushers, and I simply don't buy it.

Labels: fruit snacks, Why I love