It's Halloween time! One of my favorite holidays! Late October is just about when you start to see the Freshman Fifteen starting to pack on- halfway through first semester when the beer and 4 am pizza start to show. We encourage everyone to hurry up and get them freshman while they're still skinny!
Monthly Archives: October 2007
Posted on October 31, 2007 by Micha
Posted on October 30, 2007 by MichaCrooked Monkey's I'm not a Gardener, I Just Like Hoes t-shirt was worn by Silas on last night's episode of the hit Showtime series, "Weeds". The shirt is a Crooked Monkey topseller. So make like Mary-Kate -and Mary Jane-and pick up this classic tee today. If you like "Weeds" you might also like:Our Best Buds T-shirt Or our
Chai Times shirt
Buy any two shirts from this list and get $4.20 off. This Week only! Use promo code: 420
Posted on October 25, 2007 by Micha
I was eating dinner last night at this bar, and one of the girls we went to dinner with (we'll call her "ashley") told me an important tip to keep the napkin under your glass from sticking to your glass.
Put salt on your napkin. Easy and Fun!
Any other important late night tips? Email them to me at email@example.com
Posted on October 21, 2007 by Micha
Late night last night. But alls well that ends well. I was craving pizza, so my hallmates and I ordered a pizza. Guess who showed up?
Posted on October 19, 2007 by Micha
Last night was just a teaser of whats to come. Met the girls next door, and lets just say they love the monkey. Naturally the party ended up in my room, where I played the role I was born to play: life of the party. They couldnt get enough. The party was pretty big at one point, but obviously there were far more buns than hot dogs. Absolutely delicious. And one lucky lady left with a fantastic after taste.
Check out the shirt that inspired this blog post
P.S. Everytime I post a blog about a t-shirt, that shirt goes on sale for a few days. Enjoy!
Posted on October 13, 2007 by Micha
Look at what they could get away with in the 80's, amazing. 25% discount to the first 5 people that can tell me how many asspumps occur from 1:30 - 1:36. Email firstname.lastname@example.org
Posted on October 11, 2007 by Micha
I taught this guy everything he knows. I'm not asking for credit, just maybe a shout out... And how much cooler would this have been if it was a gravity bong? 30% discount to the first 5 people who answer my previous question. Questions@crookedmonkey.com
Posted on October 8, 2007 by Micha
This video has inspired Crooked Monkey to come out with a Ninja t-shirt. We'll send Johnny Fairplay a couple so he can remember what an ass-whooping he got.
Posted on October 6, 2007 by Micha
I used to watch Barney all the time, I just didn't realize that I was subconciously learning how to crank that.
Posted on October 3, 2007 by Micha
Call it football or call it soccer, either way it made me laugh a lot (and it's only 4 seconds long).