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Monthly Archives: December 2009

  • Holiday T-shirt Sale! Free Shipping

    Posted on December 17, 2009 by Micha

    We're running two simultaneous awesome deals on all our t-shirts.

    15% off all shirts thru December 25th (No promo code needed).

    Free USPS Shipping on all orders thru December 25th. Promo code: "Holiday10"

    We're here to help make sure your holiday season is fanttttasstic. Take advantage of these sales and get yourself or your loved ones some Crooked Monkey t-shirts.


    This post was posted in Uncategorized and was tagged with Christmas, holiday gifts, holidays, Promo Code, promotions, sales

  • The Jersey Shore TV Show

    Posted on December 14, 2009 by Micha

    The Jersey Shore, the best thing since sliced bread. I hate reality TV shows--everything from the Real World to the Hills to the City--manufactured drama and fake problems.

    In comes Jersey Shore, with fake tans and manufactured boobs, but with real drama. These guys and gals own their personalties--everyone from Pauly D's humble declaration that it takes him 25 minutes to make his hair, to Snookies "I invented the frikkin poof"--they are a proud bunch.

    Needless to say, we are coming out with a whole line of t-shirts about Jersey Shore. Not the show, but the individuals that make up this oasis of true love.

    Get ready to fist pump like champs. We're having a blast with this one, go watch the show.


    This post was posted in Uncategorized and was tagged with drama, guidos, Jersey Shore, real world, reality Tv, Reviews

  • And then Buffy Staked Edward Tee

    Posted on December 9, 2009 by Micha

    We are going to revisit our favorite shirt of the week, "And then Buffy Staked Edward The End Tee shirt" for a number of reasons.

    A)We're so glad that the Buffy Staked Edward T-shirt is rising to the top of people's wish lists for the holiday gift giving season.

    B)We're also proud that this t-shirt has risen to the top of Google, so when people search for "Buffy Staked Edward The End" they're going to find the best Buffy shirt out there (ours).

    Google has a funny way with its rankings. They have a very complicated algorithm which favors company who manipulate the system--and even pay firms to do it for them--to get their stuff at the top of the page.

    Well I'm proposing a new system. Cool stuff should rise to the top, stuff that sucks should drop to the bottom. How do you figure what's cool or not? Websites that have dancing monkeys on their homepage are obviously cool. Websites that lack creativity, obviously suck.

    If you've got other thoughts on how Google should do their rankings, let us know. In the meantime, pick up our Buffy T-shirt and if that doesn't satiate your distaste of vampires, try our Vampires Suck girls t-shirt


    This post was posted in Uncategorized and was tagged with buffy, buffy staked edward the end, Search terms, Vampires

  • And then Buffy Staked Edward T-shirt - Best Seller of the week

    Posted on December 7, 2009 by Micha

    This weeks best selling t-shirt surprises me a bit. We've got some Twilight friendly girls shirts, and we've got one anti-Twilight shirt.

    Our "And Then Buffy Staked Edward, The End" T-shirt has been selling like hot cakes, or rather blood at a vampire fair (hey oh!). Looks like "New Moon" has increased the amount of anti-Edward fans out there.

    Just wanted to keep you all in the loop on what shirts with sayings are selling the best this holiday season.

    Oh and look out for our Sketched Boombox guys shirt which will be worn in Eclipse, the third installment of the Twilight series.


    This post was posted in Uncategorized and was tagged with best seller, buffy, eclipse, sayings t shirts, sketched boombox, top seller, twilight, Vampires

  • Crooked Monkey Gift Notes

    Posted on December 4, 2009 by Micha

    Its the holiday season, and people like to buy Crooked Monkey shirts for their friends--because they want their friends to love their gifts and not return them.

    We have a gift option at the checkout, and we have the pleasure of writing whatever note you want us to write. We've written a funny blog post about the notes we've written. But this is a different post.

    This is about our interns who write those notes and how pretty they make them, because they want the gift to be perfect. Anyways, enjoy this special gift note, and when you buy a shirt from us, take advantage of our interns. Not in the sexual kind of way, but in the "They'll make your gift look even cooler than it already is" way.

    This creation was done by Jacqui, our intern from Walter Johnson High School.


    This post was posted in Uncategorized and was tagged with Christmas, Company Pictures, customer service, Customer stories, holiday gifts, holidays, Interns, Office Stories

  • Cyber Monday

    Posted on December 2, 2009 by Micha

    So Cyber Monday is officially over. What a hectic and great day. Our contest was received real well--thanks for loving it!

    Promoting the first ever interactive "The shirt I'm wearing is $15" worked out well. We offered 5 shirts, some of the shirts had sayings on them, some were graphic shirts. Well we actually offered 10 shirts at that price (5 girls shirts and 5 guys shirts).

    We'll be giving out more deals between now and Christmas. Because as you know, Crooked Monkey shirts make the best gifts--and they're not so expensive!


    This post was posted in Uncategorized and was tagged with chanukkah, Christmas, Cyber Monday, holiday gifts, Marketing, promotions, sayings t shirts

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