The shirt lists the necessities of being a good Guido, or Guidette: Tans & Hot Tubs & Fist Pumps & House Music & Blowouts & Hair Gel & Poofs. That's really all you need. That and maybe a little GTL.
So if you find yourself heading to the Jersey Shore, to a Jersey Shore Party, or if you just want to get dolled up for the club, follow these guidelines and you'll be fine: Tans, Hot Tubs, Fist Pumps, House Music, Blowouts, Hair Gel, and Poofs.
The girls Tans & Hot Tubs & Fist Pumps & House Music & Blowouts & Hair Gel & Poofs V neck is printed on an American Apparel Unisex V neck. So when you order it, order one size smaller. (If you normally order a Small, order an XS.)
The Guys Tans& Hot Tubs& Fist Pumps& House Music& Blowouts& Hair Gel& Poofs T-shirt is printed on a regular crew neck, so have fun with it. If you'd prefer the V neck, feel free to buy the girls shirt, which is printed on a Unisex V neck. So order your regular size.
Hope that helps!