Last night was just a teaser of whats to come. Met the girls next door, and lets just say they love the monkey. Naturally the party ended up in my room, where I played the role I was born to play: life of the party. They couldnt get enough. The party was pretty big at one point, but obviously there were far more buns than hot dogs. Absolutely delicious. And one lucky lady left with a fantastic after taste.

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P.S. Everytime I post a blog about a t-shirt, that shirt goes on sale for a few days. Enjoy!

Look at what they could get away with in the 80's, amazing. 25% discount to the first 5 people that can tell me how many asspumps occur from 1:30 - 1:36. Email themonkey@crookedmonkey.com

I taught this guy everything he knows. I'm not asking for credit, just maybe a shout out... And how much cooler would this have been if it was a gravity bong? 30% discount to the first 5 people who answer my previous question. Questions@crookedmonkey.com

This video has inspired Crooked Monkey to come out with a Ninja t-shirt. We'll send Johnny Fairplay a couple so he can remember what an ass-whooping he got.

I used to watch Barney all the time, I just didn't realize that I was subconciously learning how to crank that.

Call it football or call it soccer, either way it made me laugh a lot (and it's only 4 seconds long).

I'm pretty excited to see these guys have made it. I identifiy with the difficult realities of living in a homo-sapien dominated world. Anyways, the show airs tonight on ABC at 8 PM

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I think I saw these dudes at the bar last night--JAEGER BOMBS

Ever wonder where legends sleep? Here it is- the dream. My dorm room. And Im inviting you in to live it with me. The times that will be spent in my new room will be pure glory- well, at least the ones that Ill remember. This is where it will all happen. This is where Ill stumble into bed after a crazy night, and this is where Ill stumble out of bed just a few hours later make it to class on time. Come on in, grab a drink, check your morals at the door, and click around. Lets live the dream together.