I'm a big fan of public transportation--it's convenient, economical, and most important of all, Green.  The Washington DC metro is super clean and very nice.  Its a pleasure to ride, especially when it's not rush hour.  The New York subway/bus system is truly amazing--you can get anywhere in the city for $2.25--and the trains are always running.

So this weekend, wherever I was going, I was taking public transportation.  I'm hoping this was just a bad weekend to experiment, because it was an annoying experience. 

Friday night--dinner in Cleveland Park.  So we decided to take two buses to get there.  First one--wait was 5 minutes. No problem.  Second one--wait was 15 minutes.  AHHHHHHHH.  4 other buses departed before mine got there. The dinner was lovely--thanks for asking.  Then we hopped on the Cleveland Park metro to go to Dupont.  19 minute wait.  AHHHHHH.  But we did meet lovely people on the metro, so that was nice.  On the way home, we cheated and took a cab.

Saturday--Heading to the O's game.  My friend lives in Rockville so we decided to meet up at the Forest Glen Metro Station.  Green line--10 minute wait.  Longer than usual, but hey it's the weekend. Switch at Fort Totten, and it was a 17 minute wait--to go four stops.  AHHHHHH.  Metro ride itself was nice--got to catch up with an old friend.  On the way home, we got smarter and took the Greenbelt station (no transferring) and only had a 9 minute wait.  Saturday night - Took my inaugural Capital Bikeshare ride (more to come on that pleasure, because i'm a huge fan of capital bikeshare) to Dupont circle.  Got on the metro at around 11 PM-- 15 minute wait.  AHHHH.  From Tenleytown, I biked home.  I had learned my lesson.

The weekend of public transportation?  More like the weekend of the 15 minute wait.

To be fair, I think this weekend there was some track work going on, so that's why all the trains were so late.  I'm still a big fan of the Metro system, but it'd be a lot easier to be an evangelist if the trains ran more frequently.  Which is why we need to continue to ride the metro--so they have a reason to run the trains more often.

What does this post have to do with Funny t-shirts?  Not much.  But its got a lot to do with living in Washington DC

About a year and a half ago, we came out with our No Hummers t-shirt, to help save the world. Looks like our t-shirt did more than we could ever imagine--the hummer brand is shutting down.

Our friends over at EfficiencyLaw.com actually came up with the t-shirt and informed us of the news.

Just another way Crooked Monkey's t-shirts are saving the planet-one t-shirt at a time.

When we come out with new shirts, we come out with new shirts. This day is no different. We just posted Four new graphic guys t-shirts, and One Environmental Guys Funny T-shirt.

We've got our Chopped out Motorcycle graphic Guys t-shirt. Looks cool, hunh?
For your bird lovers, or beautiful formation lovers, we've got our Origami Flock Guys Graphic T-shirt
Our Rainbow Guitar Guys Graphic T-shirt satiates the appetite of any true rocker. Rowrrrrrrr. The Panther Guys Graphic T-shirt is just bad ass and sexy.And to help save the world we created some awareness for this global warming problem with our "It's gettin hot in here Guys T-shirt"

Let us know what you think about our new guys graphic t-shirts and environmental guys t-shirt. How'd we do with our new shirts?

We don't sell Chipotle burritos, and we rarely endorse other companies on this blog (unless were paid handsome amounts), but this is a pretty fantastic promotion that Chipotle runs every year. Chipotle produces the best fast food burrito around. Its no competition. As a vegetarian I've always wished that they introduce tofu to the menu, like Moe's does. But even without the Tofu, Chipotle's burritos are second to none.

I also love Chipotle for many other reasons. Their marketing is brilliant and right up our alley. They are always looking for reasons to give out burritos. They probably give out more burritos than we give t-shirts.

So today go to any Chipotle after 6 and wear some foil. If you're really into the whole environment thing then you can just take some foil from a previous customer's burrito. Reduse, reuse, recyle.

This is Crooked Monkey Funny T-shirt's 100th blog post. Not too shabby for a Funny t-shirt company to have 100 blog posts already. I wouldn't be mad if we were nominated for the funniest blog award, best t-shirt manufacturer blog award, or Palin fan club blog award. I think we deserve it. We dedicate a lot of time to this blog, we post lots of pictures, and we inform you about the inner workings of the funniest t-shirt shop.

In honor of our 100th blog post, we will be having a 15% sale on all t-shirts on our site for today only. In addition, we will also be releasing 100 balloons into the atmosphere--as mostly a celebration of our accomplished blog, but also to remind those birds and the atmosphere at large that we humans run this earth, and not vice-verca.

Just kidding, we love the environment and would never do anything to harm it. That's why we say you need to either Go green or go home.

We should have a "Best of Crooked Monkey Blog posts" to honor our 100th blog. But that would mean looking back in the archive, which take lots of time. So maybe we'll do that for our 150th blog post. I'll assign one of the interns to pick out our top 10 blog posts. And best blogger too.

In the grand Crooked Monkey traditions of creating funny t-shirts inspired by Sex-retarys, Hot Teachers, and Sexy Librarians (Headmaster, I Hooked Up with My TA) as well as Political Shirts (everything from One Voice One Love One Vote to Pro Choice: Blondes or Brunettes to I'm Not a Governor or the bold anti-war statement: End the Thumb War) comes a cutting edge, straight-up observation about the sexiest new addition to the Political World :

Sarah Palin. (in 1984 and in 2008)

Our new V.I.L.F. shirt (Vice President I'd Like to Fuck) tells it like it is.

Show your support for the McCain-Palin Ticket through the finest form of flattery: A Crooked Monkey funny t-shirt. What better way to let somebody know you want to vote for them and/or have sex with them than expressing it with a soft, vintage tee?

Regardless of your political affiliation, one thing is certain: A Change is Gonna Come. Whether that change comes in the form of groundbreaking new policy improvements or just having a hot piece of Eye Candy to watch on C-Span...... only time will tell.