Good news for all you Crooked Monkey Stalkers, our Facebook Stalker Girls V neck T-shirt is back in stock, just in time for the holidays.  Just a quick note--now back to packing up your orders.

Oh and if you're worried about the t-shirts getting to you in time for Christmas, the easiest thing to do is to check out UPS.com's time in transit website: It tells you exactly what service to choose so that it gets to you on time.  We ship from area code: 20854.  Don't worry about weights or anything like that, just use the radio button "time in transit only" and fill in your area code.

Happy Christmas Holiday Gift shopping!

We were on NBC 4 (Washington DC's NBC affiliate) as a "best gift under $50".  Tommy McFly, the super bad ass radio personality from 94.7 Fresh FM, brought our "That's How I Roll Men's T-shirt" for the segment.

Watch the video here

As it turns out, you can get 2 Crooked Monkey t-shirts for under $50.  That's twice the fun, with the same amount of funds.

Happy Shopping

It's the holidays, and we're feeling good, so why not put our best seller--That's How I Roll Guys T-shirt and That's How I Roll Girls T-shirt--on sale.

Because we love surprises, we're not sure when the sale will be over.  So take advantage of it, and pick up a That's How I Roll t-shirt for the holidays.  It's a nice gift, a  nice gesture. 

We're running two simultaneous awesome deals on all our t-shirts.

15% off all shirts thru December 25th (No promo code needed).

Free USPS Shipping on all orders thru December 25th. Promo code: "Holiday10"

We're here to help make sure your holiday season is fanttttasstic. Take advantage of these sales and get yourself or your loved ones some Crooked Monkey t-shirts.

Its the holiday season, and people like to buy Crooked Monkey shirts for their friends--because they want their friends to love their gifts and not return them.

We have a gift option at the checkout, and we have the pleasure of writing whatever note you want us to write. We've written a funny blog post about the notes we've written. But this is a different post.

This is about our interns who write those notes and how pretty they make them, because they want the gift to be perfect. Anyways, enjoy this special gift note, and when you buy a shirt from us, take advantage of our interns. Not in the sexual kind of way, but in the "They'll make your gift look even cooler than it already is" way.

This creation was done by Jacqui, our intern from Walter Johnson High School.

So Cyber Monday is officially over. What a hectic and great day. Our contest was received real well--thanks for loving it!

Promoting the first ever interactive "The shirt I'm wearing is $15" worked out well. We offered 5 shirts, some of the shirts had sayings on them, some were graphic shirts. Well we actually offered 10 shirts at that price (5 girls shirts and 5 guys shirts).

We'll be giving out more deals between now and Christmas. Because as you know, Crooked Monkey shirts make the best gifts--and they're not so expensive!

We're starting this holiday season off with an interactive bang. Instead of just offering awesome deals on Cyber Monday (November 30th), we're going to be doing some real innovative, interactive deals on our t-shirts.

On Cyber Monday, we're teaming up with Jason Sadler, from IwearYourshirt.com. Jason Sadler will wear Five Crooked Monkey t-shirts. When he's wearing that shirt, it will be on sale on CrookedMonkey.com for 45% off ($15, on sale from $24). He'll be wearing 5 shirts throughout the day. And you'll have to check his blog or twitter to see which shirt he's wearing, and which shirt is 45% off.

He'll be switching his shirt every three hours, and the shirt is only at that special price while he's wearing the shirt. He starts his day off at 9AM (an hour before Crooked Monkey opens our doors, but we'll wake up a little earlier in his honor). He'll put on his first shirt from 9-12PM, and then the rest of his schedule: 12-3, 3-6, 6-9, 9-12AM.

This might be the first ever interactive Sale. Also, as a bonus, any shirt he wears during the day will be 25% even when he's not wearing it.

FAQ:
1)What happens during those 30 seconds when he's shirtless, and half naked? Buy a shirt at that exact moment and find out.
2)He's a dude. What about the girl shirts? Every shirt he wears will have a corresponding girls shirt that will also be selling for $15! It'll be mentioned on the blog and twitter.

Holiday shipping is always a bit stressful. Like Santa, we need to deliver on time, every time. But unlike Santa, we don't have thousands of elves working for us--just caring and loving interns.

For Father's Day we're running a huge promotion--25% off any of our t-shirts when you use the promo code "Father." We've noticed some pretty questionable "Father's Day gifts"--namely random girls shirts and the I'm not a gardener i just like hoes shirts. I know those shirts aren't going to your dad, but we won't tell anyone. We're happy when you're happy.

Speaking of being happy when you're happy, I wanted to share some customer testimonials. Real people, just like you, who bought shirts and appreciated our prompt, pro active customer service.

Dave from California writes:
"Hey guys, I'm wondering if there's any way I can buy just a few of your company stickers with the crooked monkey logo. You guys always threw in some freebies with my t-shirt orders, but this time I'm just looking for some more stickers if possible.

Dave in California"

We sent him a bunch of stickers and ping pong balls for free. We appreciated his suggestion of paying, but we're going to ship that stuff out for free.

Spencer from France writes:
"So many choices! So, the story is that I'm in France and it's going to be my parents who are bringing it here (yes I'm trying to take crooked monkey global)....

If you think it'd arrive in time, I'll go with the Tips shirt, but if you're hesitant, I'm entirely happy with the polaroid shirt.

I leave the decision in your expert hands!"

We appreciated him calling us experts and are glad that he will be taking the shirts to France.

Craig from Connecticut writes:
"Proactive customer support….I’m impressed."

Enough said.

So if you've got something nice to say, just email us. Thanks!

Let your dad re-live his glory days and get him a t-shirt from Crooked Monkey. We're running a site-wide 25% discount on all our funny t-shirts (including the graphic shirts). Just type in the promo code: "Father" at checkout and you'll get the 25% discount. Don't forget that if you buy two shirts you also get Free Shipping.

Some recommendations:
Livin the Dream Shirt - This is an easy choice. Chillin on the couch, with a bud and a remote. No worries in the world.
Tree TV Graphic Shirt - A Cool looking graphic shirt, your dad is sure to love it.
That's How I Roll Shirt - I'm not sure if Dad's say "That's How I roll" but if your dad is cool enough to know this phrase, he needs this shirt.
Retro Snapshot Graphic T-shirt - Chances are the polaroid has a special place in your dad's heart.

Happy Father's Day!

Christmas has come early for Crooked Monkey. Nine days early. Today we shipped a record number of online orders, making sure that you guys will be able to give your t-shirts on time this holiday season. The most fun part of holiday shipping, is the gift-messages we get to write on behalf of our customers.

Its a fun exercise, as we hand write each letter, but are not allowed to correct or even question the messages posted. Most of the stuff is composed of indecipherable inside jokes, replete with LOLs and OMGs. And usually its just wishing someone a happy Kwanza or Ramadan.

But today we got an interesting one. The t-shirt purchased was Dead Man Walking, and the gift card read: "Will U plz marry me, ring 2 follow."

A bit impersonal, but we're happy to help in anyway we can. Sometimes, a t-shirt making fun of marriage is the best way to get someone to marry you. Playing hard to get--even up until the last second. I admire that.