This week's t-shirts comes in from New Jersey, the land of the fist pump and garbage (both kinds). Our Fist Pump Guys T-shirt serves as a comprehensive 3-step tutorial on how to bag J Wow or Snooks at a club.
Sophie said that I look mean. But I'm not being mean--I'm just being serious about my fist pumping. Its more art than science.
Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino is all about the t-shirt, the t-shirt before the t-shirt, the t-shirt during the t-shirt, and the t-shit after sending a girl home because he just hooked up with her and wants his twin bed back. He just came out with a book (video below), in which he proclaims his love of the shirt, and gives some good advice on how to pick out the right under cloth for you.
Well here's some t-shirts we think The situation might enjoy:
Leave the Grenades at home t-shirt - This one's an easy one for the situation. He gets blindsided by grenades all the time, and this tee could could be his sidekick--when Pauly D's not around of course.
When we produce a slogan tee that might be duplicated, we make sure our graphic is the coolest.
There are other t-shirt sites that simply throw catchphrases on a t-shirt and put it up on their site. No thought, no creativity. If you need any examples, google GTL t-shirt and let me know what you find.
We labored for a while over whether or not to do a Guys GTL T-shirt. But when Chachi sent over this concept for the GTL t-shirt, it was no longer a question.
If your into looking fresh to death, your gonna need our Gym Tan Laundry T-shirt to complete your outfit. Remember, you only get two chances at a first impression--at the club and in the hot tub.
The state of New Jersey not only produces fist pumpers, it encourages them. By law an individual is not allowed to pump his own gas, so as not to distract the citizen from his god given right to continually pump his fist.
The Jersey Shore, the best thing since sliced bread. I hate reality TV shows--everything from the Real World to the Hills to the City--manufactured drama and fake problems.
In comes Jersey Shore, with fake tans and manufactured boobs, but with real drama. These guys and gals own their personalties--everyone from Pauly D's humble declaration that it takes him 25 minutes to make his hair, to Snookies "I invented the frikkin poof"--they are a proud bunch.
Needless to say, we are coming out with a whole line of t-shirts about Jersey Shore. Not the show, but the individuals that make up this oasis of true love.
Get ready to fist pump like champs. We're having a blast with this one, go watch the show.