This week's t-shirts comes in from New Jersey, the land of the fist pump and garbage (both kinds).  Our Fist Pump Guys T-shirt serves as a comprehensive 3-step tutorial on how to bag J Wow or Snooks at a club. 

Sophie said that I look mean.  But I'm not being mean--I'm just being serious about my fist pumping.  Its more art than science.

Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino is all about the t-shirt, the t-shirt before the t-shirt, the t-shirt during the t-shirt, and the t-shit after sending a girl home because he just hooked up with her and wants his twin bed back.  He just came out with a book (video below), in which he proclaims his love of the shirt, and gives some good advice on how to pick out the right under cloth for you.

Well here's some t-shirts we think The situation might enjoy:

Leave the Grenades at home t-shirt - This one's an easy one for the situation.  He gets blindsided by grenades all the time, and this tee could could be his sidekick--when Pauly D's not around of course.

I'm not a Gardener I just like Hoes t-shirt  - At the situation's pace, he might actually be a closet gardener.

Panda Shades T-shirt - Like the Panda, the Situation never leaves home without his sunglasses.

Keep the Ratio Strong t-shirt -  2 girls for every guy.

Coke Healthier than Crack T-shirt - He could wrap it up and give it as a gift to Ronnie.

Fat Chicks Fun Til Your Friends Find Out T-shirt - We all remember the swinging hippo from season 1.

Pop Star T-shirt - I don't wanna know how many cherries he's stolen.

My roommate is gay- This should've been the Situation's go-to "shirt before the shirt."

When we produce a slogan tee that might be duplicated, we make sure our graphic is the coolest.

There are other t-shirt sites that simply throw catchphrases on a t-shirt and put it up on their site. No thought, no creativity. If you need any examples, google GTL t-shirt and let me know what you find.

We labored for a while over whether or not to do a Guys GTL T-shirt. But when Chachi sent over this concept for the GTL t-shirt, it was no longer a question.

If your into looking fresh to death, your gonna need our Gym Tan Laundry T-shirt to complete your outfit. Remember, you only get two chances at a first impression--at the club and in the hot tub.

Our Girls GTL v-neck is the coolest of all the GTL t-shirts in the land. There's not much more that needs to be said about our girls GTL shirt, because the t-shirt does the talking.

I would like to quote from our product description of the GTL girls shirt: "Cause first impressions only happen twice--once at the club and once in the hot tub."

Go grab your Gym Tan Laundry Girls V neck shirt before J wow pops you in the face.

Perhaps my favorite new t-shirt, or second favorite, (I'm not sure anymore), is the Guys Guido List T-shirt and the Girls Guido List V neck.

The shirt lists the necessities of being a good Guido, or Guidette: Tans & Hot Tubs & Fist Pumps & House Music & Blowouts & Hair Gel & Poofs. That's really all you need. That and maybe a little GTL.

So if you find yourself heading to the Jersey Shore, to a Jersey Shore Party, or if you just want to get dolled up for the club, follow these guidelines and you'll be fine: Tans, Hot Tubs, Fist Pumps, House Music, Blowouts, Hair Gel, and Poofs.

The girls Tans & Hot Tubs & Fist Pumps & House Music & Blowouts & Hair Gel & Poofs V neck is printed on an American Apparel Unisex V neck. So when you order it, order one size smaller. (If you normally order a Small, order an XS.)

The Guys Tans& Hot Tubs& Fist Pumps& House Music& Blowouts& Hair Gel& Poofs T-shirt is printed on a regular crew neck, so have fun with it. If you'd prefer the V neck, feel free to buy the girls shirt, which is printed on a Unisex V neck. So order your regular size.

Hope that helps!

I overnighted myself the Guys Fist Pump T-shirt and the Tans & Hot Tubs & Fist pumps & house music & Blowouts & Hair Gel & Poofs v neck shirt, because I had to have them. Usually I can wait for our new shirts; but not these.

Here's why: Last night I attended a fashion event in Washington DC for Luke's Wings. The event was fantastic and money was raised for a great cause. The location reminded me of our Warehouse Party.

Anyways, I was wearing the Tans&Hot; Tubs& Fist Pumps& House Music& Blowouts& Hair Gel& Poofs V neck shirt. I've never been photographed so much before in my life. I felt like Paris Hilton. I empathize with her a little bit now. Paris, if your reading this, me and you, were not so different. Next time you're in DC, hit me up.

Needless to say, you probably need one of our Guido List t-shirts or The Fist Pump T-shirts.

The state of New Jersey not only produces fist pumpers, it encourages them. By law an individual is not allowed to pump his own gas, so as not to distract the citizen from his god given right to continually pump his fist.

Hence our Jersey Shore We pump fists not gas t-shirt. Its a pretty awesome t-shirt and I'd suggest picking one up before you hit the gas station.

The description of the Jersey Shore We pump fists not gas t-shirt is: "Possibly the greatest thing about New Jersey, is that you can fill up your tank of gas without stopping to beat up that beat."

The t-shirt is on presale until 1/24. It ships approximately 1/31. Enjoy!

This is the second in our full line of Guido T-shirts. The Jersey Shore is full of guys and gals rocking those oversized shades, because when you're cool the sun is always shining.

Our Guys I heart Jersey Shore Shirt is printed on a crew neck, and our Girls Jersey Shore shirt is printed on an American Apparel V neck. The girls v neck is a unisex shirt so I'd suggest ordering a size smaller than you usually do.

Our description for the I love Jersey Shore shirt is: "I won't be surprised when the Jersey Shore sees a jump in reservations for bachelor parties and Frat formals."

The I heart Jersey Shore t-shirt is on presale until January 24th. We'll ship it out approximately 1/31.

It's been a long time since we last talked with you, but not without good reason.

We've been very busy coming up with the best Guido T-shirts around. We've got a whole slew of shirts about the town, The Jersey Shore. We call them Guys Jersey Shore shirts and girls Jersey Shore shirts.

The first one I'd like to introduce is our "Fist Pump T-shirt." Our Guys Fist pump t-shirt is printed on a crew neck, and our girls Fist Pump shirt is printed on a Vneck. (It's printed on an American Apparel Unisex v neck, so i'd suggest ordering a size smaller than you usually do.)

The description for the Fist Pump shirt on the product page is that this tee is "A step by step guide on how to woo all the fellas at the club. "

Its on presale until January 24th. We'll ship it out approximately 1/31.

The Jersey Shore, the best thing since sliced bread. I hate reality TV shows--everything from the Real World to the Hills to the City--manufactured drama and fake problems.

In comes Jersey Shore, with fake tans and manufactured boobs, but with real drama. These guys and gals own their personalties--everyone from Pauly D's humble declaration that it takes him 25 minutes to make his hair, to Snookies "I invented the frikkin poof"--they are a proud bunch.

Needless to say, we are coming out with a whole line of t-shirts about Jersey Shore. Not the show, but the individuals that make up this oasis of true love.

Get ready to fist pump like champs. We're having a blast with this one, go watch the show.