History repeats itself. Just usually its hundreds of years later, not 15 months later.

When Governor Spitzer resigned from office last March because of his lust for Prostitutes, Crooked Monkey produced the "I'm not a governor, i just like hoes t-shirt." It was a huge hit, but the moment was short-lived.

Well yesterday we were excited to hear that Governor Mark Sanford joined the ranks of Governors who love hoes. I'm not sure who went to greater lengths to secure a Crooked Monkey shoutout--Spitzer for spending tens of thousands of dollars, or Sanford for going A-wall for 5 days--but regardless they both earned it.

Ironically enough, yesterday monring, I decided to wear the Governor shirt, long before news broke of Governor Sanford's infidelities. After hearing the news, I was beside myself. A modern day prophet? That's for the history books to decide.

Customers are always surprised when we say that we ship to every single country in the world. And I'm surprised by their being surprised.

Who are we to deprive our funny t-shirts to someone based on their geographical location. That's outright racism and we just won't stand for it.

It's not very difficult to ship t-shirts abroad--you just have to have a lot of faith in the postal service because when you ship abroad you are offered no guarantees and no tracking numbers.

On May 13th we shipped shirts to a customer in New Zealand. Two weeks ago the lady emailed us asking where her shirts were. We told her to hang tight because it had only been one week. Then she emailed us again last week. I gave her my personal address and told her it would arrive by the end of that week.

Then she emailed me yesterday asking for the shirts and I got nervous. 3 weeks? Come on now. I've been to Australia and it only takes 24 hours on a plane. So I told her to wait until Friday--and if her knight in shining armor (AKA the postal man with her favorite shirt) didn't arrive, we would mail out a replacement. For Free.

She emailed me the following today:

Cristina"

You can tell its an authentic email because she wrote "Heaps" and shes allowed to wear her shirt to work. Good on ya.

I walked into Subway this morning to grab lunch and saw the $5 footlong sign, and thought nothing of it.

The introduction of the $5 footlong was big for me--I love Subway and I love $5 sandwiches. But when they turned it into a 6 sub promotion, I was somewhat disappointed, but not angry. My sub didn't make it on the esteemed list of 6. But I was still thankful for the opportunity to enjoy my $5 footlong while it lasted.

So today, as I was about to order my second favorite sub (the one that's on the $5 footlong promotion) I reread the sign and noticed that it says ALL SUBS $5. Fantastic!! I had a long convo with the subway artist behind the counter and told him to thank Jerry personally for me.

Thanks Subway for making my day a little brighter and less hungry.

(As a side note, I just searched the title of this blog post and it's not on Google. Add it to the list of phrases you can NOW find on google thanks to the guys at Crooked Monkey Funny t-shirts).

My roommate, student doctor Edmond Ahdoot is no where to be found on google. Sure, Edmond Ahdoot, the original, and finest model for Crooked Monkey is on google. His Facebook profile is found, his article: "Studies of microsopic objects: The Micha Weinblatt chronicles" is oft-cited, and his other fine accomplishments can be researched. But what about Edmond as a doctor.

In light of our new series, Things you can't find on Google, I was a little disturbed to find out that student "Dr. Edmond Ahdoot" has yet to be discussed on google. Like always, our goal here is to give company to those lonely souls looking for the Dr. Anyone looking for student Dr. Edmond Ahdoot, will now have a home.

You'll now know that the doctor is an upstanding young gentelman, versed in Shakespear and dostoyesvky. Who DVRs a vast array of shows--from UFC championships to cooking shows. Who regularly leaves bonsues for his suite mates in the apartment--everything from chicken in the fridge to a deuce in the home office.

This is going to be a new series we're doing. It's called "Phrases you can't find on Google." There are over 1,000,000,000,000 pages on the internet, with over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 phrases and even more words. I'm amazed that some phrases have just never been discussed on this internet that we have. So to honor those phrases, and to make sure that when someone searches those phrases they have company, we're doing this series. And by the time we're done, there wont be anything not on google.

So, I was talking with this girl the other day and she told me she'd give me a BJ if I voted for Obama. I told her she should create a site BJsforObama.com--because she's not the first girl who's uber excited about Barack obama. There are lots of panty droppers in the world--nice cars, nice houses, Crooked Monkey Funny t-shirts, and supporting Barak Obama.

To my surprise, BJsforObama.com does not yet exist. But even more amazing, is when you search "Bjs for obama" on google, it yields 0 results.

Well, we've changed that. Now when you search BJs for Obama you will find the only website bold enough to talk about the real issues this season. The only website not scared to bring you the real news stories. You heard it here first, ladies and gents. Crooked Monkey Funny t-shirts discusses "Bjs for Obama."