Guess what. Another snow day another dollar. We're hosting our 20% off Snow Day sale on all our funny t-shirts.

You should all be thankful that Crooked Monkey is based in DC, and not Chicago. Obama recently made fun of us for how unprepared and scared the city is of snow. Last time we had a snow day, Obama said: "My children's school was canceled today, because of what?" an incredulous Obama asked Wednesday before a meeting. "Some ice?" He laughed.

We'll be working hard today. So if you buy a shirt, we'll ship it out.

God must really love Crooked Monkey customers. The quickest way for god to give gifts to the world is to make it snow in Montgomery County, MD. Because every time it snows, we give 20% off all our t-shirts. I'm thinking that this is God's version of a stimulus plan.

We'll have to figure a similar way for God to give discounts during the summer. Any suggestions?

And if you're home from school, or bored at work, don't forget to submit your Valentines Day Poem for the contest, either through emailing your entry to poem@crookedmonkey.com or by posting it as a comment to our funny blog. It's the best way to not spend any money this Valentines Day.

Whenever Montgomery County closes for a snow day, we give a 20% discount on all our funny t-shirts.

Snow days used to be the best days and we want to continue the tradition of getting excited for snow days. The worst was when all the counties around you--like Loudon county, Anne Arundel and Fauquier County--would close and you'd be stuck in school. Anytime I met someone from those counties I was always a little jealous. But then I realized that with all the extra schooling I had received, I was probably smarter than them. And that made me feel a little better.

Enjoy the sale. You don't have to type anything to redeem the coupon, all the shirts are already discounted.