Ladies and Gentleman.
Last year, Scotlend decided to ditch their old slogan, "Best Small Country in the World" for a new, catchier Generation X slogan.
$250,000 and many focus groups later, Scotland unveiled their new slogan. "Welcome to Scotland." Amazing. Maybe they should have hired Crooked Monkey to write their slogan.
Here's what we would've suggested.
1)Scotland "Brave Hearts, Courageous Souls"
2)Scotland "No, William Wallace will not accompany your booze cruise"
3)Scotland "We shoot Fireballs from our eyes, and bolts of lightning from our arses"
4)Scotland "Best Small Country in the World at producing bad slogans"
Email your slogan to themonkey at crookedmonkey.com. All entrants will receive a 35% discount on all your shirts! (Don't forget to use the @ symbol). That discount code will save you a ton on holiday gifts
