I was at the Pool the other day at my friends apartment complex and it was turning into a beautiful sight. Weather was great, talent was fantastic, and the sun was plentiful. But just as I was laying down to get comfortable this 50 year old lady, with burnt, brown, shriveled up skin walked by me carrying floating devices and other pool accessories. I turned to the girl next to me who lives in the complex and she explained to me that that lady was a staple at the pool and part-time instructor for the morning aerobics class. I was happy to hear that she was active, but I was tempted to grab some SPF 60 and rub it all over her skin. Either that or clothe her with a Crooked Monkey Funny t-shirt

Just a few days before this incident, my ex-gf extolled the virtues of facial cream--I don't need to go into the jokes I made about providing her with some facial cream. She explained that I should be applying facial moisturizer every morning. But not just any moisturizer, but one that contains SPF 15--even in the winter. In order to keep your face young and wrinkle free, even guys must use moisturizer--or so she says. She was kind enough to purchase me a bottle of it, and even wrote on the bottle "For Men," because she knew I wouldn't use it otherwise.

After seeing that lady in the pool, I was convinced.

Today was the first morning of my new life. I'll keep you posted.

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