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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

YouTube Celebrity guys t-shirt

Crooked Monkey doesn't have any YouTube videos, we've kind of skipped out on that Medium. We made a pretty sweet video about our photoshoot, but we never took the raw footage to the editing room. Hopefully this summer we'll release the blockbuster.

So here's our tribute to all those unpaid Youtube Celebrities. South Park does a real funny episode on all the famous YouTube Celebrities trying to claim their "cash."

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Friday, January 9, 2009

Local Radio Stations court C Monkey


I just had a lunch meeting with the sales reps over at Hot 995 and DC101. They took me out to lunch to discuss advertising on their websites and radio stations. As you probably know we don't advertise too much on the internet but that could all change pretty soon. They've got some pretty sleek opportunities that were looking into to drive more traffic to our funny t-shirt site. We'll let you know about this as we proceed.

In other news, we just got a letter from some shady ass store that found a way to skip out of 2.5 million in debt--more details to follow.

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Friday, October 3, 2008

Forget about Sarah Palin, check out Crooked Monkey Hotties

Crooked Monkey's teaming up with thezoi.com, the College Greek telephone directory. I met the founder and his team last year in Los Angeles. It was a good time and we talked about teaming up, because we both have the same audience.

After a year of preperation we're going to be doing some cool cross promotions. The first thing we'll be embarking on is advertising on his site.

Luckily, we had that hot steamy photoshoot over the summer. Bottles, Models, and wet t-shirts. Here's our first ad for thezoi.com, and it's really our first banner ad ever. I'm quite proud of it. Shout outs to Richard Greenhouse (the photographer), the one and only Laura (our longest standing model), and Kelly (the designer who brought it all together).

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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Crooked Monkey goes to New York City--watch out Mr. Trump


We've got a tradeshow in NYC this week. Actually I'm at it right now. We're showing our new line of Hoodies, Thermals and Pants. Pretty amazing that we've expanded into the realm of pants and hoodies. To think how far we've come in the world of funny t-shirts.

The reception has been well received and we'll be posting the Fall samples for everyone to see somewhat soon. We picked up a bunch of new stores, so look out for Crooked Monkey Funny t-shirts at a retailer near you.

Instead of putting up pictures of me and and the Donald getting bottle service at some trendy lounges in the Lower East Side, I decided to put picutres of me and former-Governor Spitzer riding around town looking for prostitutes--because even though I'm not a governor I still like the hoes.

Well actually I forgot my camera on that ride, so I'll just post some pictures of the new samples of our funny t-shirts, funny hoodies, and funny pants.

For both pictures, From left: Hilary, Max, Rachel, Laura, Andre, Amanda.

Keep the comments clean!

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Crooked Monkey Funny T-shirts, Models and Bottles!!!

As we mentioned before we had a photo shoot yesterday, and it really was gettin' hot out there. Aside from the 90+ degree weather, our models made it hotter.

We started out the day modeling our new Crooked Monkey funny t-shirt material for our awesome photographer. You can look forward to seeing some new funny t-shirts, thermals for guys, thermal hoodies and jumpsuits for girls. The models all looked great and the photographer even said that, "This is the first time I have had to worry more about the funny t-shirts than the models."
Then we took the shoot to our intern Danielle's house where the models got hot, wet and decided to take their clothes off, after a few rounds of beer pong (or beirut for you Yankees), and poppin' some bottles of the "Goose" and some Belvedere (because that's just how we roll). Our models got loosened up and had no problem taking it off.
It wouldn't have have been a Crooked Monkey funny t-shirt photo shoot without some drama and a bit of ego coming from our models, all this and more will be coming in our upcoming video blog. Our interns Cara and Chloe went undercover and all National Geographic for us getting some great footage for our new funny t-shirt video blog.
Even after spraying himself with the keg, but still looking good, our Head of Intern Operations Ben got in on some of photo shoot action. Look for him in our new pictures sporting our Butterface shirt.

Our good looking models even threw some hotdogs and burgers on the grill and even ate some (yes, we know models eating). And they were surely McLovin'. After a nice break under the umbrellas we all went back to work.
Micha oversaw the whole shoot making sure that he liked what he was paying for and, no doubt he did. After some keg stands, chicken fighting, a few more drinks, we ended our day relaxing by the pool.
We hope you enjoy the behind the scenes look at our funny t-shirt photo shoot, thanks to Joanna.
A special thanks and shout out to all of our models, Laura, Rachel, Amanda, Hillary, Melissa, Andrei and Max. Look forward to seeing some great work from all of them.


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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Crooked Monkey photoshoot today of Funny T-shirts



Wanted to let you know whats happening here at Crooked Monkey. We just came out with a whole bunch of new funny t-shirts, hoodies, thermal hoodies and pants for the Fall (we'll blog about that later). And what happens when we come out with a whole new season of clothes? We do a photoshoot!

And what happens when we get a bunch of gorgeous people in a studio wearing Crooked Monkey funny t-shirts? An orgy, you say? We're not planning on it, but if it happens spontaneously we won't stop anybody. Because as you know wearing Crooked Monkey's Awesome tees tends to cause strong attraction by the opposite sex.

Last time we did a photoshoot we produced such awesome pictures as: naked girl behind a hanging t-shirt, which can be found in our Modeling gallery. This shoot will be no different as we'll be coming up with creative ways to exhibit our t-shirts. I don't want to promise anything but we've got trampolines, hot tubs, and convertibles. You do the math.

We'll also be producing our first ever Crooked Monkey YouTube production featuring our models.

Wow this was a fun blog post. If you've got any ideas for the photoshoot, comment below.


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