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Friday, February 26, 2010

No Hummers--Crooked Monkey saves the planet


About a year and a half ago, we came out with our No Hummers t-shirt, to help save the world. Looks like our t-shirt did more than we could ever imagine--the hummer brand is shutting down.

Our friends over at EfficiencyLaw.com actually came up with the t-shirt and informed us of the news.

Just another way Crooked Monkey's t-shirts are saving the planet-one t-shirt at a time.

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Friday, November 6, 2009

Crooked Monkey Cares: Go Team Blonde!

Five years ago, a group of girls had a vision. Blondes. Brunettes. Football. Charity.

Sounds like a recipe for success. And over the last five years, through their annual Team Blonde Vs. Brunette Fundraiser, they've raised over $100,000 for Alzheimer research. This year's goal is to raise $100,000. (Support their efforts by donating here). The game is on November 14th in Washington DC.

To help them get to their magic number, Team Blonde (favored to win this year) asked us to create a t-shirt they could sell for charity. We delivered. The t-shirts debuted, to great fanfare, at their fundraiser at a new bar in Georgetown called, George. In just one night, they sold out of the Blonde T-shirts--these blondes can play football, raise money, sell t-shirts. What can't they do?

If you want to buy a shirt (we're reprinting the tees), email us and support their worthy cause.

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Monday, October 19, 2009

Our new logo in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month


Real men wear pink. Real Monkeys have pink fur--well at least in the month of October for Breast Cancer awareness month.

We have updated our logo to help raise awareness for an important cause--raising awareness for a cancer that, if detected early, can be treated.

We sell t-shirts making fun of a lot of different topics, but not getting a mammogram is no laughing matter. Support Breast Cancer Awareness, support research for all types of cancer and lets make this world a better place.

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Friday, January 30, 2009

Valentines Day Poem Writing Contest



Roses are red, Violets are blue
Crooked Monkey has a challenge for you:

Valentines day will soon be here
What will you get for the one you call dear?
How do you show your significant other
That they're your one and only lover?

Instead of just saying, "can i take off your pants?"
Write a little something that screams "romance"
Talk about passion, about beautiful eyes
If yours is the best, we'll give you a prize!

Write a poem, thats the deal
Tell your girlfriend or boyfriend how you feel
Let your love flow through your pen
But make sure its in by february ten!

Love is tricky, sometimes it hurts
But the winner of this gets three free shirts!
Every girl hopes that her man proposes
But she'll be content with a dozen roses

The Fine print:
Submit a Romantic poem, via email to Poem@crookedmonkey.com or just post it as a comment, by 2/10/09.
There are no rules as to the length, format and content--so be funny and creative!

The best poem receives:
A Free shirt for yourself
A free shirt for your boyfriend/girlfriend
A Free shirt for the boy/girl on the side
A dozen Roses to the person of your choosing.


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