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Friday, February 26, 2010

No Hummers--Crooked Monkey saves the planet


About a year and a half ago, we came out with our No Hummers t-shirt, to help save the world. Looks like our t-shirt did more than we could ever imagine--the hummer brand is shutting down.

Our friends over at EfficiencyLaw.com actually came up with the t-shirt and informed us of the news.

Just another way Crooked Monkey's t-shirts are saving the planet-one t-shirt at a time.

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

New Guys Graphic T-shirts

When we come out with new shirts, we come out with new shirts. This day is no different. We just posted Four new graphic guys t-shirts, and One Environmental Guys Funny T-shirt.

We've got our Chopped out Motorcycle graphic Guys t-shirt. Looks cool, hunh?
For your bird lovers, or beautiful formation lovers, we've got our Origami Flock Guys Graphic T-shirt
Our Rainbow Guitar Guys Graphic T-shirt satiates the appetite of any true rocker. Rowrrrrrrr. The Panther Guys Graphic T-shirt is just bad ass and sexy.And to help save the world we created some awareness for this global warming problem with our "It's gettin hot in here Guys T-shirt"

Let us know what you think about our new guys graphic t-shirts and environmental guys t-shirt. How'd we do with our new shirts?

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Friday, October 31, 2008

Halloween means Free Burritos at Chipotle


We don't sell Chipotle burritos, and we rarely endorse other companies on this blog (unless were paid handsome amounts), but this is a pretty fantastic promotion that Chipotle runs every year. Chipotle produces the best fast food burrito around. Its no competition. As a vegetarian I've always wished that they introduce tofu to the menu, like Moe's does. But even without the Tofu, Chipotle's burritos are second to none.

I also love Chipotle for many other reasons. Their marketing is brilliant and right up our alley. They are always looking for reasons to give out burritos. They probably give out more burritos than we give t-shirts.

So today go to any Chipotle after 6 and wear some foil. If you're really into the whole environment thing then you can just take some foil from a previous customer's burrito. Reduse, reuse, recyle.

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

100th Blog Post! 15% off all Funny t-shirts and Balloon Release Party


This is Crooked Monkey Funny T-shirt's 100th blog post. Not too shabby for a Funny t-shirt company to have 100 blog posts already. I wouldn't be mad if we were nominated for the funniest blog award, best t-shirt manufacturer blog award, or Palin fan club blog award. I think we deserve it. We dedicate a lot of time to this blog, we post lots of pictures, and we inform you about the inner workings of the funniest t-shirt shop.

In honor of our 100th blog post, we will be having a 15% sale on all t-shirts on our site for today only. In addition, we will also be releasing 100 balloons into the atmosphere--as mostly a celebration of our accomplished blog, but also to remind those birds and the atmosphere at large that we humans run this earth, and not vice-verca.

Just kidding, we love the environment and would never do anything to harm it. That's why we say you need to either Go green or go home.

We should have a "Best of Crooked Monkey Blog posts" to honor our 100th blog. But that would mean looking back in the archive, which take lots of time. So maybe we'll do that for our 150th blog post. I'll assign one of the interns to pick out our top 10 blog posts. And best blogger too.

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Sunday, September 7, 2008

Future Vice? Naughty or Nice?

In the grand Crooked Monkey traditions of creating funny t-shirts inspired by Sex-retarys, Hot Teachers, and Sexy Librarians (Headmaster, I Hooked Up with My TA) as well as Political Shirts (everything from One Voice One Love One Vote to Pro Choice: Blondes or Brunettes to I'm Not a Governor or the bold anti-war statement: End the Thumb War) comes a cutting edge, straight-up observation about the sexiest new addition to the Political World :

Sarah Palin. (in 1984 and in 2008)


Our new V.I.L.F. shirt (Vice President I'd Like to Fuck) tells it like it is.

Show your support for the McCain-Palin Ticket through the finest form of flattery: A Crooked Monkey funny t-shirt. What better way to let somebody know you want to vote for them and/or have sex with them than expressing it with a soft, vintage tee?

Regardless of your political affiliation, one thing is certain: A Change is Gonna Come. Whether that change comes in the form of groundbreaking new policy improvements or just having a hot piece of Eye Candy to watch on C-Span...... only time will tell.

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