Here's why: Last night I attended a fashion event in Washington DC for Luke's Wings. The event was fantastic and money was raised for a great cause. The location reminded me of our Warehouse Party.
Anyways, I was wearing the Tans&Hot Tubs& Fist Pumps& House Music& Blowouts& Hair Gel& Poofs V neck shirt. I've never been photographed so much before in my life. I felt like Paris Hilton. I empathize with her a little bit now. Paris, if your reading this, me and you, were not so different. Next time you're in DC, hit me up.
The state of New Jersey not only produces fist pumpers, it encourages them. By law an individual is not allowed to pump his own gas, so as not to distract the citizen from his god given right to continually pump his fist.
The description of the Jersey Shore We pump fists not gas t-shirt is: "Possibly the greatest thing about New Jersey, is that you can fill up your tank of gas without stopping to beat up that beat."
The t-shirt is on presale until 1/24. It ships approximately 1/31. Enjoy!
This t-shirt serves a number of purposes. A)You can use it as a mirror, to perfect your own blow out. B)You remind the ladies know how much you love your hair gel. C)You get to express your love for the town of the Jersey Shore.
The description for the Jersey Shore Pass the Hair Gel shirt is: "How else are you gonna look fresh to death? Oh I know, Gym, tan, and laundry."
Its on presale until 1/24. We will ship it approximately 1/31. Enjoy! Anyone remember the "My new haircut" video. That was one of our first posts and we still love it.
This is the second in our full line of Guido T-shirts. The Jersey Shore is full of guys and gals rocking those oversized shades, because when you're cool the sun is always shining.
Our description for the I love Jersey Shore shirt is: "I won't be surprised when the Jersey Shore sees a jump in reservations for bachelor parties and Frat formals."
The Jersey Shore, the best thing since sliced bread. I hate reality TV shows--everything from the Real World to the Hills to the City--manufactured drama and fake problems.
In comes Jersey Shore, with fake tans and manufactured boobs, but with real drama. These guys and gals own their personalties--everyone from Pauly D's humble declaration that it takes him 25 minutes to make his hair, to Snookies "I invented the frikkin poof"--they are a proud bunch.
Needless to say, we are coming out with a whole line of t-shirts about Jersey Shore. Not the show, but the individuals that make up this oasis of true love.
Get ready to fist pump like champs. We're having a blast with this one, go watch the show.