We're running two simultaneous awesome deals on all our t-shirts.

15% off all shirts thru December 25th (No promo code needed).

Free USPS Shipping on all orders thru December 25th. Promo code: "Holiday10"

We're here to help make sure your holiday season is fanttttasstic. Take advantage of these sales and get yourself or your loved ones some Crooked Monkey t-shirts.

Labels: Christmas, holiday gifts, holidays, Promo Code, promotions, sales

Its the holiday season, and people like to buy Crooked Monkey shirts for their friends--because they want their friends to love their gifts and not return them.

We have a gift option at the checkout, and we have the pleasure of writing whatever note you want us to write. We've written a funny blog post about the notes we've written. But this is a different post.

This is about our interns who write those notes and how pretty they make them, because they want the gift to be perfect. Anyways, enjoy this special gift note, and when you buy a shirt from us, take advantage of our interns. Not in the sexual kind of way, but in the "They'll make your gift look even cooler than it already is" way.

This creation was done by Jacqui, our intern from Walter Johnson High School.

Labels: Christmas, Company Pictures, customer service, Customer stories, holiday gifts, holidays, Interns, Office Stories

Holiday shipping is always a bit stressful. Like Santa, we need to deliver on time, every time. But unlike Santa, we don't have thousands of elves working for us--just caring and loving interns.

For Father's Day we're running a huge promotion--25% off any of our t-shirts when you use the promo code "Father." We've noticed some pretty questionable "Father's Day gifts"--namely random girls shirts and the I'm not a gardener i just like hoes shirts. I know those shirts aren't going to your dad, but we won't tell anyone. We're happy when you're happy.

Speaking of being happy when you're happy, I wanted to share some customer testimonials. Real people, just like you, who bought shirts and appreciated our prompt, pro active customer service.

Dave from California writes:
"Hey guys, I'm wondering if there's any way I can buy just a few of your company stickers with the crooked monkey logo. You guys always threw in some freebies with my t-shirt orders, but this time I'm just looking for some more stickers if possible.

Dave in California"

We sent him a bunch of stickers and ping pong balls for free. We appreciated his suggestion of paying, but we're going to ship that stuff out for free.

Spencer from France writes:
"So many choices! So, the story is that I'm in France and it's going to be my parents who are bringing it here (yes I'm trying to take crooked monkey global)....

If you think it'd arrive in time, I'll go with the Tips shirt, but if you're hesitant, I'm entirely happy with the polaroid shirt.

I leave the decision in your expert hands!"

We appreciated him calling us experts and are glad that he will be taking the shirts to France.

Craig from Connecticut writes:
"Proactive customer support….I’m impressed."

Enough said.

So if you've got something nice to say, just email us. Thanks!

Labels: customer service, Customer stories, discounts, Father's Day, holiday gifts, holidays, I'm not a gardener I just like hoes, Promo Code, promotions

Let your dad re-live his glory days and get him a t-shirt from Crooked Monkey. We're running a site-wide 25% discount on all our funny t-shirts (including the graphic shirts). Just type in the promo code: "Father" at checkout and you'll get the 25% discount. Don't forget that if you buy two shirts you also get Free Shipping.

Some recommendations:
Livin the Dream Shirt - This is an easy choice. Chillin on the couch, with a bud and a remote. No worries in the world.
Tree TV Graphic Shirt - A Cool looking graphic shirt, your dad is sure to love it.
That's How I Roll Shirt - I'm not sure if Dad's say "That's How I roll" but if your dad is cool enough to know this phrase, he needs this shirt.
Retro Snapshot Graphic T-shirt - Chances are the polaroid has a special place in your dad's heart.

Happy Father's Day!

Labels: discounts, Father's Day, funny t shirts, Graphic t-shirts, holiday gifts, holidays, livin the dream, Promo Code, promotions, Retro Snapshot, that's how i roll, Tree Tv Graphic Shirt

This week's song is in honor of Mother's Day. The name of the song "Lost", is how we would be without our mothers. So go call them and thank them for carrying you around for 9 months--sacrificing alcohol, Tuna, and trampolines. And then thank them for looking after you when you didn't even know how to walk.



Lost (featuring Zara) (Dance) - Sunlounger

Labels: Dj Shnooms, holidays, Mother's Day, Song of the week

I love Christmas.

But I celebrate Christmas as a Jew--going to the Matzoh Ball, admiring the lights and decorated trees, wishing everyone a Merry Christmas, eating Chinese Food, and joining in the overall happiness and cheer that radiates during this special holiday.

I also love Christmas because my inbox is empty. So far, I've received two emails today. I love it! Today's a day of rest and quality time with friends and family. Not a care in the world.

Labels: Christmas, holidays

Enjoy the tryptophan, enjoy the football, enjoy Crooked Monkey's massive sale. 20% off All our t-shirts!! Enjoy it. And if you buy two shirts, you get free shipping. No need to type in a promo code. We're trying to make it as easy as possible for you to save money.

So go ahead and Save Save Save!

Let's recap. 20% off all shirts. Buy 2 shirts get free shipping. No hassles, no promo codes, no worries. That sounds like a bargain. And our return policy is the same as always: 100% refund if you're not satisfied, within 30 days.

Labels: holiday gifts, holidays, Promo Code, promotions

We don't sell Chipotle burritos, and we rarely endorse other companies on this blog (unless were paid handsome amounts), but this is a pretty fantastic promotion that Chipotle runs every year. Chipotle produces the best fast food burrito around. Its no competition. As a vegetarian I've always wished that they introduce tofu to the menu, like Moe's does. But even without the Tofu, Chipotle's burritos are second to none.

I also love Chipotle for many other reasons. Their marketing is brilliant and right up our alley. They are always looking for reasons to give out burritos. They probably give out more burritos than we give t-shirts.

So today go to any Chipotle after 6 and wear some foil. If you're really into the whole environment thing then you can just take some foil from a previous customer's burrito. Reduse, reuse, recyle.

Labels: Chipotle, environmental t-shirts, halloween, holidays, promotions, Recycling

Happy 08.08.08!!!

Labels: Fun Fact, holidays

It's Halloween time! One of my favorite holidays! Late October is just about when you start to see the Freshman Fifteen starting to pack on- halfway through first semester when the beer and 4 am pizza start to show. We encourage everyone to hurry up and get them freshman while they're still skinny!

Senior year of high school:





Freshmen year of college:

Labels: Dorm stories, holidays