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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Crooked Monkey t-shirt sightings on College campuses

The monkey is spreading like the black plague.

My brother told me he saw the original Crooked Monkey butterface t-shirt (no longer sold) at the University of Maryland yesterday.

I just got a text message from Jacob, a law student at Cardozo, who says that he just saw a t-shirt in New York's Cardozo law school.

The other day we had a sighting on the Upper East Side (pictured above). My web designer said he saw someone walking the opposite way, with a monkey on his back. Can you guess which shirt he's wearing?

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Kissing is my Gay, I mean Day, Job

The current state of the economy is effecting everybody. Few people are able to "Make it Rain" these days, but some are taking the hit harder than others.

Earlier today, Wall Street giant Lehman Brothers went into bankruptcy. This historic moment will impact many, many people, and we at Crooked Monkey extend our best wishes to people who are suffering from the current mortgage crisis.

Watch this video to see how two "Roommates" are handling the situation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERtDaAtkvhQ

Here are some Crooked Monkey funny t-shirts that make suggestions on how to cope with the current market:

Be frugal! Cheapness is a virtue. Don't Waste My Daytime Minutes
Who needs an income? Facebook is My Day Job... and I love it!
Make Your Voice Heard and vote for the candidate you think is best equipped to handle the economic crisis.
Waiters, Bartenders, Strippers, Moils - all careers that Do it For the Tips - and they make good money!

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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Funny T Shirts Pay Off!

The employees of Crooked Monkey all know that funny t shirts are a lucrative career choice, but it turns out that we aren't the only ones who have caught on! Aaron Fishbein, a senior at Franklin High School, (and, more importantly, a Crooked Monkey funny t-shirt devotee) decided that the name Crooked Monkey had such great karma he wanted to use it himself. He named his stock market team in Econ class the (what else?) Crooked Monkeys! Hopefully the name will bring Aaron lots of make believe money and an A in the course. Maybe by the end of the stock quarter, he'll be so rich that he can Make it Rain! Or buy his girlfriend a nice gift (after all, we know that Classy Girls Deserve Pearls). 

When Aaron emailed us to inform us that he named his team after our hilarious brand of soft, vintage tees, we were more than happy to give him and his fellow teen stock traders a discount! If you name your group or team after our funny t shirt brand, we will be more than happy to extend this same generous discount to you - 50% off of all Crooked Monkey apparel!! 

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