This is a pretty big election. Tomorrow we elect the new leader of our country at a pivotal time. I don't envy the next president, as he will have to deal with a deteriorating economy, global warming, and a nuclear Iran. It's not a position I would seek, and I do question their judgment for running in this election.

But hopefully one of these candidates for president will turn our country around. We're not endorsing any candidates, but we are encouraging voting. If you vote tomorrow, email us and we'll give you 25% of your t-shirt order. Just email us and say "I voted." And we'll send you a promo code.

Here are some other promotions that cool companies that care about our world are running:
California Tortilla: Local to Washington DC, they are giving out free tacos if you have the "I voted" sticker
Starbucks: An up and coming National chain of coffee beans is giving out free coffee
Ben and Jerry's: The coolest and most socially conscious entrepreneurs are giving out free ice cream.

If I was you, here's how I'd hit for the cycle. Wake up. Vote early (and often). Swing by Starbucks for your morning fix. Then hit up California Tortilla for lunch, and top it off with Ben and Jerry's. Then when you're bored at work, check out our funny t-shirts and grab that t-shirt you've been wanting to buy yourself or your friend at a highly discounted rate!

The best thing about this blog post is that it was inspired by Noam Weinblatt, my brother. He's driving all the way home from college to Make a Difference and wanted to make sure that I give a shout out to voting and all those great companies encouraging it.

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Well not really. But if you recall in my last post about the debates, I stated that I would not support a president unless he supported Funny T-shirts. In some, weird backhanded way, McCain gave a shout out to funny t-shirts around the world. And so Crooked Monkey is now throwing its support behind Presidential candidate John McCain.

He didn't really give us the thumbs up, but at least he recognized and acknowledged the hard work we've done to produce inapporiate t-shirts. McCain said "In fact, some T-shirts that are very...unacceptable." People have been saying that for years, and I'm glad McCain had the guts to bring it out in public. Sure he's not going to be liked for it, but at least hes bringing the real issues of this election to the forefront.

And as a representative of Crooked Monkey, am I mad that he called our shirts unacceptable? Not in the least. It was an honor and a privilege to hear him talk about t-shirts during a limited, 90 minute debate. Way to speak to the people!

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I'm not sure if Russel Brand from the VMAs is a subscriber to this blog, checks our site or just has the same taste in Vice presidential candidates that we do. But last night on the Video Music Awards, Brand called Palin a VILF-- a Vice Presidential candidate he'd like to fondle? fuck?

If we had his address we'd send him our Vilf T-shirt, maybe he'd wear it for next year's VMAs.

More importantly, this just allows us to post more pictures of the VP candidate Palin. What a hard job--having to choose between all those great shots of our future VILF. I personally like the more relaxed, casual, t-shirt wearing Palin. But who am I to judge.

By the way, we've heard from some individuals that our shirt should say VPILF. But considering that that's a mouthful, we're pretty happy with the VILF shirt

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In the grand Crooked Monkey traditions of creating funny t-shirts inspired by Sex-retarys, Hot Teachers, and Sexy Librarians (Headmaster, I Hooked Up with My TA) as well as Political Shirts (everything from One Voice One Love One Vote to Pro Choice: Blondes or Brunettes to I'm Not a Governor or the bold anti-war statement: End the Thumb War) comes a cutting edge, straight-up observation about the sexiest new addition to the Political World :

Sarah Palin. (in 1984 and in 2008)


Our new V.I.L.F. shirt (Vice President I'd Like to Fuck) tells it like it is.

Show your support for the McCain-Palin Ticket through the finest form of flattery: A Crooked Monkey funny t-shirt. What better way to let somebody know you want to vote for them and/or have sex with them than expressing it with a soft, vintage tee?

Regardless of your political affiliation, one thing is certain: A Change is Gonna Come. Whether that change comes in the form of groundbreaking new policy improvements or just having a hot piece of Eye Candy to watch on C-Span...... only time will tell.

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Here at Crooked Monkey funny t-shirts we're working around the clock to produce the funny t-shirts you deserve. Whether it's political t-shirts--about democrats or republicans--or just regular old t-shirts, we're going to bring you the best shirts.

Our newest t-shirt is about John McCain's new VP pick- Sarah Palin. As soon as she was elected everyone was talking about how hot she is. We agreed. So we made this Palin t-shirt. McCain made history with his pick. He chose the first ever V.I.L.F.- V.P. I'd like to Fuck.

Here's what we wrote about it on our site: "The Vice Presidential pick is one of the most important decisions a presidential candidate can make. You can learn a lot about a President and his priorities by his pick. And a lot of people said that Republican John McCain was out of touch with our generation--that he was too old. Well, I think he silenced all the critics with his choice for Vice President. Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is a Vice Presidential candidate I'd like to Fuck! V.I.L.F."

The t-shirt is on presale, and it will ship 9/12. Check out the VILF V.P. I'd like to Fuck t-shirt

Labels: democrats, palin, political t-shirts, republicans, VILF, vpilf