We're running two simultaneous awesome deals on all our t-shirts.

15% off all shirts thru December 25th (No promo code needed).

Free USPS Shipping on all orders thru December 25th. Promo code: "Holiday10"

We're here to help make sure your holiday season is fanttttasstic. Take advantage of these sales and get yourself or your loved ones some Crooked Monkey t-shirts.

Labels: Christmas, holiday gifts, holidays, Promo Code, promotions, sales

We're starting this holiday season off with an interactive bang. Instead of just offering awesome deals on Cyber Monday (November 30th), we're going to be doing some real innovative, interactive deals on our t-shirts.

On Cyber Monday, we're teaming up with Jason Sadler, from IwearYourshirt.com. Jason Sadler will wear Five Crooked Monkey t-shirts. When he's wearing that shirt, it will be on sale on CrookedMonkey.com for 45% off ($15, on sale from $24). He'll be wearing 5 shirts throughout the day. And you'll have to check his blog or twitter to see which shirt he's wearing, and which shirt is 45% off.

He'll be switching his shirt every three hours, and the shirt is only at that special price while he's wearing the shirt. He starts his day off at 9AM (an hour before Crooked Monkey opens our doors, but we'll wake up a little earlier in his honor). He'll put on his first shirt from 9-12PM, and then the rest of his schedule: 12-3, 3-6, 6-9, 9-12AM.

This might be the first ever interactive Sale. Also, as a bonus, any shirt he wears during the day will be 25% even when he's not wearing it.

FAQ:
1)What happens during those 30 seconds when he's shirtless, and half naked? Buy a shirt at that exact moment and find out.
2)He's a dude. What about the girl shirts? Every shirt he wears will have a corresponding girls shirt that will also be selling for $15! It'll be mentioned on the blog and twitter.

Labels: Christmas, Cyber Monday, discounts, holiday gifts, Iwearyourshirt, Marketing, promotions, sales

At Crooked Monkey, customer service is paramount. The customer is always right, and we're always super excited when customers get phenomenal deals. We even like to share them with you so that you can replicate their deals--and get t-shirts for as cheap as possible.

As you are fully aware, People.com's Stylewatch, featured our funny t-shirts on their site and offered a 20% discount. That discount, on all our t-shirts, ends on Friday. All you have to do is use the promo code: "People"

So here's the amazing deal: A customer bought two discounted shirts, used the People promo code and got free shipping (which everyone gets when you buy two shirts). She bought our Gimme Some Sugar t-shirt (on sale at $16) and our More money more problems t-shirt (Priced at $19.99 in honor of the recession). She ended up spending $28 for two shirts, including shipping. That's $14/shirt. Good work! I think she got the best deal ever for two t-shirts.

Go look for your own deals on www.crookedmonkey.com. Don't forget to use the 20% promo code.

Labels: Celebrations, customer service, Customer stories, Promo Code, promotions, recession, Recession shirts, sales

I'm back. It was a trip for the ages. A little bit of business a lot of pleasure.

First day, I got in and headed straight to a meeting with Jay from Kitson Men's. It's always good to check out that store for new trends and see how our shirts are selling. V necks, V necks and more V Necks. Thats what I saw. We'll be coming out with some of our very own V necks soon. After the meeting I met up with my friend David (he will be featured in this post quite prominently) and we went out to a bonfire on the beach. We raged til midnight which doesn't sound too late, but LA closes real early, and I woke up at 4 AM that day to catch my plane.Second day was full of meetings. Met up with our showroom, our newest designer, our production manager, our LA screen printer, and one of our biggest accounts. All the meetings went better than planned. We got the biggest orders ever from that retail store, and the rest of the meetings were fantastic. At the end of the day, we made some time for the required Baywatch photoshoot in Venice Beach (above).

That night was pretty fantastic too. David and I met up with Sasa--the guy who put the Maxim party together. We went to the STK steakhouse 1 year anniversary. For those of you who were following my updates on Twitter, you'd know that I ran into Kim Kardashian (great ass), David Spade (to whom I asked, "Do you know where the weight room is?"), and Courtney Cox (still looks good).

Next day I met with the guys over at the Ryan Seacrest Show. We sat down for lunch to plan the User Generated contest we'll be doing with the Ryan Seacrest show. Details to follow.

That night the Maxim Hot 100 party went down. Some of the most gorgeous women in the world descended unto the Santa Monica Airport Hanger. And Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), two cell phones in hand, showed up. Open Bar, Terrell Owens, Popcorn, Heidi Montag, Ferris Wheel, bottles and models. Awesome awesome night. You should've been there.I'm wearing our Coke Healthier than Crack T-shirt.

Labels: a day in the life, Ari Gold, Company Pictures, Kitsons, Life stories, los angeles, Maxim, party, retail, Ryan Seacrest, sales, Sales trips, showroom, top blog posts, v necks

Just as an FYI, our anniversary sale is still going on. So I'd take advantage of it and get as many graphic or funny t-shirts as you can. We're still celebrating over here, and have been sending out orders all day. Thanks for the love.

Have a good weekend and keep on wearing awesome t-shirts.

Labels: discounts, promotions, sales

As you all aware, we are running a 20% discount on all our funny shirts. You don't have to type in a promo code--its a gift to celebrate our 200th blog post.

A customer of ours just logged onto the site and got a phenomenal deal--better than any recession buster deal I've seen.

Here's how it went down: Fully aware that you can get free shipping when you buy two or more shirts, he ordered a couple Facebook t-shirts at the regular 20% sale, and then entered an extra 15% promo code at checkout. Leaving him with a total discount of 42% off!! The total should've been: $53, but because of his savvy shopping, he only paid $30.72. Good work. We're always happy to see our customers take advantage of great deals, and this is one of those once-in-a-lifetime deals.

Labels: Celebrations, customer service, Customer stories, discounts, Promo Code, promotions, recession, sales

Because we feel bad that not everyone is chilling on the beaches of Negril, we're giving you 20% off all t-shirts.

Labels: 20% off, Free Shipping, Jamaica, Negril, sales

Guess what. Another snow day another dollar. We're hosting our 20% off Snow Day sale on all our funny t-shirts.

You should all be thankful that Crooked Monkey is based in DC, and not Chicago. Obama recently made fun of us for how unprepared and scared the city is of snow. Last time we had a snow day, Obama said: "My children's school was canceled today, because of what?" an incredulous Obama asked Wednesday before a meeting. "Some ice?" He laughed.

We'll be working hard today. So if you buy a shirt, we'll ship it out.

Labels: barack obama, Obama, sales, Snow Days, washington DC

We've gotten an amazingly great response from our Valentines Day Poem Writing Contest. We had no idea you guys were such hopeless romantics and are impressed and moved by the poems. I guess it answers the age old question, Can you love funny t-shirts and still be romantic.

The contest is over tonight and we'll be posting the winner tomorrow. Good luck to all the contestants. Everyone is a winner in my book. And to honor the poem writing process, we will be giving 15% all our funny t-shirts from now until Valentines Day! Enjoy the sale. (And don't forget that our Buy 2 shirts get free shipping promotion is a staple of our site, and runs simultaneously to other sales).

Feel free to let us know who you think composed the best poem. Just go to the blog post that started it all, and either comment there or email us at poem@crookedmonkey.com

Labels: Contests, Free Shipping, Poems, promotions, sales, valentines day

God must really love Crooked Monkey customers. The quickest way for god to give gifts to the world is to make it snow in Montgomery County, MD. Because every time it snows, we give 20% off all our t-shirts. I'm thinking that this is God's version of a stimulus plan.

We'll have to figure a similar way for God to give discounts during the summer. Any suggestions?

And if you're home from school, or bored at work, don't forget to submit your Valentines Day Poem for the contest, either through emailing your entry to poem@crookedmonkey.com or by posting it as a comment to our funny blog. It's the best way to not spend any money this Valentines Day.

Labels: promotions, sales, Snow Days, thank god