Tagged photos, minifeeds, letting me know when someone ends a relationship?  I can't be blamed for stalking my future boyfriend.  It's like putting candy in front of a kid--of course he's going to eat it.  Facebook should take all responsibility.  

 Born on Date for this T-shirt: 09/18/2008

• Super soft, preshrunk, and funny t-shirt
• 100% cotton, treated with natural enzymes for an exceptionally soft feel
• Fitted; Extra long T-shirt.
• The "Crooked Monkey" on the back right should
• Text: Facebook Stalker