Full Service merch agency

We do everything everyone else does… we just do it better and we do more of it. Our vertically integrated, full suite of corporate swag services transform your company into a brand... And makes your life easier.

FULLY CUSTOM BRANDED MERCH

Go beyond the basics and create that unique swag piece - a hat, a jacket, a backpack - from scratch with our factories abroad. Don’t worry, we take care of the details - design, the retail touches, and landing the merch on time.

SWAG STORAGE AND GLOBAL DISTRIBUTION

Get the umbrellas out of Cindy’s basement! Our warehouses in Ohio and Maryland were built to store, ship and/or kit your merch. Your swag is always just one click away.

MERCH DESIGN

We don’t just slap your logo on a t-shirt; we bring your brand to life using merch as our canvas.

CUSTOM EMPLOYEE KITS

Curate that unboxing experience for employees, customers, or influencers. We dream up, source, produce, and distribute swag kits directly to their doorsteps.

SWAG SHOP AND INVENTORY MANAGEMENT

Stand up a pop up shop for holiday gifting or keep a store open 24/7 for your employees to send and receive swag on demand. Automate new hire kits, easily distribute retail uniforms, and streamline operations.

PREMIUM BRANDS

You Fancy. We are too. From Patagonia, to the craft cocktail mix, we are constantly adding new retail brands and products for you to co-brand.

the crooked monkey difference

At the root of everything we do is the combination of our DNA, our values, and our capabilities.

Crooked Monkey was established in 2005 as an apparel company - our own line of apparel and accessories were carried in Urban Outfitters, Bloomingdales, and hundreds of retail outlets. In 2014, we pivoted and launched our Merch Agency. We brought all of our knowhow - design, economies of scale pricing and custom sourcing - to the corporate swag and custom apparel market.

Our mission, to transform your company into a brand, is predicated on our values.

- We're team first

- We care

- Creativity runs trough our DNA

- We find ways to say yes

- We dig deeper to understand the why

- We value time (and speed)

And our capabilities, listed above, means we can do more than just put your logo on a t-shirt (although we do plenty of that as well!). We figure out the dopest, coolest, branded merchandise that will resonate with your employees, prospects and customers.